Ultimate Threat 27
By Ricky Orzel
*Wyatt sitting outside on a lawn chair*
Wyatt: Keep up the good work!!!
*phone rings*
Wyatt: Papa bear in, over PSSH.
???: Are you the @ss**** that killed all of my men and sent me their FINGERS?!
Wyatt: Confirm dandelion over PSSH!!!
???: DO YOU TAKE ME AS A FOOL?! DO NOT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE MYSELF TO CUT OFF YOUR D*** WITH A CHAINSAW AND FEED IT TO MY DOGS!!!
Wyatt: Do you need a @ss**** pill PSSHH over?!
???: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!
Wyatt: Alright, I'll stop fooling around in all seriousness here but do you even know who I am?
???: A DEAD MAN!!! A ROTTEN CORPSE WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!
Wyatt: Think of me as your mother, your god dang nightmare or even worse, think of me as the motherf****** grim reaper. If you were to cause a disturbance with me again, neighbor, I will cut off your head with barbwire, blast your arms off with a shotgun, set you on fire while covered in hot oil, peal your skin off with a rusty saw, put acid on your balls as I fry the left overs on a frying pan and make a necklace with your bowels!!!
*Pushes a self destruct button that sets off the bag of fingers to explode*
???: *BOOM* ASDAWTEW!!!. ......
*Hangs up*
*Looks on GPC showing the location*
Wyatt: Everyone, lets go Easter hunting!!! Ryan, tell the snipers we're going out for a bit.
Mike: Alright Wyatt.
Wyatt: Get strap up, get a vehicle and meet me in this location! Don't be shy to join me and my men in action everyone! I'll meet you all there!
Wyatt: Keep up the good work!!!
*phone rings*
Wyatt: Papa bear in, over PSSH.
???: Are you the @ss**** that killed all of my men and sent me their FINGERS?!
Wyatt: Confirm dandelion over PSSH!!!
???: DO YOU TAKE ME AS A FOOL?! DO NOT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE MYSELF TO CUT OFF YOUR D*** WITH A CHAINSAW AND FEED IT TO MY DOGS!!!
Wyatt: Do you need a @ss**** pill PSSHH over?!
???: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!
Wyatt: Alright, I'll stop fooling around in all seriousness here but do you even know who I am?
???: A DEAD MAN!!! A ROTTEN CORPSE WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!
Wyatt: Think of me as your mother, your god dang nightmare or even worse, think of me as the motherf****** grim reaper. If you were to cause a disturbance with me again, neighbor, I will cut off your head with barbwire, blast your arms off with a shotgun, set you on fire while covered in hot oil, peal your skin off with a rusty saw, put acid on your balls as I fry the left overs on a frying pan and make a necklace with your bowels!!!
*Pushes a self destruct button that sets off the bag of fingers to explode*
???: *BOOM* ASDAWTEW!!!. ......
*Hangs up*
*Looks on GPC showing the location*
Wyatt: Everyone, lets go Easter hunting!!! Ryan, tell the snipers we're going out for a bit.
Mike: Alright Wyatt.
Wyatt: Get strap up, get a vehicle and meet me in this location! Don't be shy to join me and my men in action everyone! I'll meet you all there!
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