Hi and thanks for your rating for my mission "stealing madd dogg mansion i will test your missions",Anyway,Nice meeting you

You Have Great missions man i rate it all

:D

It's Easy Then It's Easy

yeeeeeahhhhh ok then

Well i already talk to PatrickW and i told him nowdays there are so many rulebreakers.

I hope he will add active moderators so they can keep rulebreakers out.

ok thanks i hope they'll ban this fucking little scum

dyomek i make a mission called Kill Alessandro this mission is not stolen i just made

XD played it

Kill Alessandro: Ghost Spores coming soon

Can't wait you make good missions

Yeah

I'am Woodman's 2nd Account and i make good missions

Ok then

But you delete a Kill Dutchy3010 and PatrickW?

How to?

IDK

IDK too

http://imgur.com/nYGzAtV your profile

lol

Hello Dyomek .. Check my Lone Ranger ..you will not regret playing it..Ohh your mission was preettty Damn Cool..

Umm... Are you okay, man, your comment is just like a crazy. :)

Hi Kiddo_Assasin i liked your mission through a little hard

IM WORKING ON 1ST MISSION FOR 3 GUYS ON A CITY!!! ITS CALLED BAILING OUT JAKE!

Bailing out Jake is means help jake or kill jack

Tom will put on police suit and trick them into escorting Jake to prison in LS but he's gonna get him to the hideout in Playa del Seville instead

that means help jake

Ok i play this but i do a intro mission of Woodman In GS

ok then

I'm afraid Bailing out Vincent gonna have to wait

lel

I am dissapointed! In Bailing out Vincent, after the 15 objective my HUD disappears while the cutscene goes no subtitles are there and after the cutscene some weird symbols apeear aroung the screen and when i kill the objective or collect given weapon or press esc the game crashes :( anyone got answers y this happen?

But put new mission and create

i saw weird symbol i saw a square bit

oh ok

I bet Jimmy doesnt even care about DYOM anymore.
I remember Jimmy but yeah i will talk to DYOM Developers (PatrickW especially) about this situations + administrators activities.!

okay then

Stop It

Taci tu cățea! Tu nu va spam-profilul meu, de asemenea, vorbesc romana la mine!

Hey Don't Speak Romanian

Lasă nu avem nevoie de tine.

All Right All Right

Da Da

Great now you are Portuguese

Dude l'am Romania And Don't Speak Portuguese

http://imgur.com/AmxRCOl

Ladies and Gentleman i present to you this

http://imgur.com/lHzU3Ec
I bet i won

[img]put that link on the image[/img]

Dude, what happend to 3 guys on city this is best mission pack rest in peace Tom, Jake and Vincent :'(

Desert Aztecas will be better i'm telling you just wait it should be done in a week

lol very funny XD.

made a new storyline ;).

OK!

Don't except Desert Aztecas too soon but don't be sared i dont cancel that ;d

hey dude i made another storyline check it out you wont regret it ;).

dont except Desert Aztecas too soon because i'm working on another project and BIG SUPRISE! This new project will contain characters from 3 guys on a city as main enemies! lawl

IM WORKING ON IT IN FREE TIME BECAUSE ITS A HUGE MP and btw it will take through years 1987-2000 ok?

I means this thing will take place in those years ok?

and btw in a year or two maybe i will make missions from mafia and gta iv to gta sa but this is going to take long ok? A'ight then don't bother me

DYOM was created in 2008 GTA: Sa is created in 2004

great man

that means don't force me to do something i will do it when i feel like it

dyomek.Romania that Alessandro 100%

nope

STOP IT !!!!!!

Stop Spamming Mate

LOL "Stop Spamming Mate" NO YOU STOP SPAMMING AND RATING AND TROLLING

LOL "Stop Spamming Mate" NO YOU STOP SPAMMING AND RATING AND TROLLING

LOL "Stop Spamming Mate" NO YOU STOP SPAMMING AND RATING AND TROLLING

no

then leave we don't need you here, Your one useless thing you just spam leave or i will break your profile with my spam

check my new mission dude!.

lol XD

in my mission you kill secronom president

okeyXD

if he is gonna ban grim i dont have a problem with that BUT ATLEAST BAN ALESSANDRO TOO.

i have no clue

also he put me in his respect list

faggesandro put me in his respect list

because you told him to ok?

i just wanted to prove a point he will do anything you tell him.

Ok i'll try

LeL Grim Reaper was banned but Alessandro wasn't banned
That's make this no sense! FUCK LOGIC!

Lol does Secronom President even use logic?

Fuck Secronom and his shit logic he banned Grim that was only a bit trolling while Alessandro pushed it to another level >:(

Will do a Kill Alessandro 2

Thanks, dyomek for warning me for that SuperAlex.

Yeah... I can recognise Alessandro easily with that language he uses

I WONDER HOW COME ALESSANDRO CAN CREATE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS WHILE I CAN'T CREATE A DYOMEK2 IT SAYS MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS AREN'T ALLOWED WHILE ALESSANDRO KEEPS MAKING THEM :(

dont worry about alessandro the army of cheeks will rape him to death.

ALESSANDRO BUYING NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah? So i can use my father's laptop to make another account?

Or something?

In Kill Alessandro 3 you will attack that "Alessandro club"

BTW I CAN'T MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT EVEN WITH THE OTHER COMPUTER WTF?

but now... i work on NUDA! translations...

Say Goodbye dyomek

What you gonna do to me eh sucka? Poke my thin? Too bad asshole, you will be the BANNED one first >:D

how did you know i loved nuda?.

You did? I love NUDA! as well.

well i barely understand polish but i love it.

nuda means bored right?.

That's why i translate this :D I'm from Poland and i highly know English.
BTW NUDA! Grand Finale Translated should be uploaded now but instead of clicking "save mission" i clicked "load mission" and lost all progress.

shit man that happned to me when i was making my "The apocalypse" storyline and it happened with the longest mission in the game.

damian and scarface had a great sense of humor.

K! Here's Grand Finale

made a new mission "Alessandro's arena".

K!

Hello, check Alessandro in Blueberry Acres in my profile you kill Alessandro's clone! Part 2 soon!

OK!

Yeah l Think

O'RLY

Try to report to Doublepulse or PatrickW on GTAForums, tell them to banned Alessandro

Shut up ALessandro!

and yeah jhan i'll try

Hey, man, please vote in MOTW on GTAForums

hey man... i voted for you without a review...Lol

have you played my new mission?

yes... lol

im talking abouut one that i did today :P

Thanks m8. Just added yo ass to my respect list.

That's alright, man. Thanks for your vote :)

what happened to woodman again?.

CANCELLED!

you hate Alessandro?

me too!

want add me to respect list?

Woodman is alive!

+Woodman you profile are very funny i like you :)

can i make Alessandro mission?

what? i random people?

Thanks dude!.

How long did you do the Kill Alessandro 3

@woodman i'm not even working on it :P

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

ah you remove me from respect list why?

your at "ANYONE WHO HATES ALESSANDRO" and you hate Alessandro right?

Hello dyomek My Name AntiKillAlessandro
Hehehehe! I was just joking and TROLLING

talking abot alessandro i made a new mission about him

Hello Faggesandro My Name megan

Right then Right

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Why is half of 2015 DYOM users from philipines?

EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!
EEEIIIYYAAA
EEIYA

oh right

Right Then Right

I'm making a very stupid mission now :P

Hello dyomek My Name Fucksandro

@dyomek TROLL! hahaah i woud make but this mission crashes my game... i guess a punishment for insulting aznkei1 in that mission

Ok!

Thanks again, dyomek. Added you to my PartnerList

Got it!!!

Frankly, nothing changed since 21.11.2015

IT REALLY DIDN'T FUCKIN' CHANGE!

WHAT!!! Don;t worry, i will banned him from secronom.

dyomek, i play samp i was noob!

in i was 9 years old i play Samp!

@WOODMAN i was a n00b as well and i didn't know how to enter a server but when i entered i was like "WOW"

Did you know that Alessandro lives in same country with me, and he died in real life? HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE

So, did he commit suicide after being banned from DYOM website?

So, did he commit suicide after being banned from DYOM website?

Hello Dyomek My Name Mc_Alex

@MC_ALEX Bitch, shut yo dayum mouth.avi

Leave me alone, you motherfucking piece of shit gangbanging cocksucker

"Sure Then Sure"

No sure then suring here, STFU and GTFO

Dyomek i saw a new video of SM64 called Shell Shocked
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OQZOmddbkM

"Right Then Right"

@WOODMAN I watched it and laughed

@MC_ALEX Nobody talked to you, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, nobody likes you, you're a loser

Alessandro's revenge is about Alessandro coming back to life after death in November 20 with a new nickname "MC_ALEX"

You can appeal for apperance in Alessandro's Revenge series in GTAforums, and here as well

i wanna make MC_ALEX mission :)

"Right Then Right"

Please Dont Banned Me

@MC_ALEX Are you imbred, or just actually dumb? Just tell me, i'm not a moderator XD

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Man, i know it. That fucking Alessandro don't quit in this site. He keeps creating more accounts, if i'm a moderator for this site, i can shut him up for good :)

THE SHIT IS THIS!?! : http://i.imgur.com/ClnPXt5.png?1

He's been rating 1 now he's rating 5, he typed the comment like a human and didn't even download that. LOL WTF IKR

Mc_Alex is Alessandro right?

Yes, he is

I making the mission pack called The Ghost Ship of Alessandro!

Dyomek, pls do the Alessandro's revenge! PLS PLS!

deadline is on 10 december :P

Hello there dyomek, i included you in my storyline named: Kill Alessandro: New Life

I know

Sorry that i don't make missions! I just don't have ideas + i'm too lazy to make them

WHY?!

Well, just hard!

Hello dyomek My Name AlessandroAlex

DYOMEK, Alessandro is back!

Alessandroalex, if you seen that comment, don't comment on that profile never

Hey bro.. I need help. Can i make health 2500 for zombies with headshots on??

http://woodmandyom.wikia.com/wiki/Woodman_Wikia

SERIOUSLY? You made yourself a fucking wikia for dyom? LOL

Yes!

official dyom wikia link is: dyomworld.wikia.com

Why do you hate alessandro and what did he do to you? lol!

Looking forward for more missions from you
Good work and stay safe :)

k THANKS

By the way i noticed some time ago that by missions were rated 5 and no comments, probably Alessandro

Kacper is cool name, man!

check out my kill alessandro mission xd

Goddamnit!

Lionkill is an asshole anyway.
But that doesn't matter. His account is dead. ;)

Yeah!

@GANGSTAZILLA203 I think you typed it on a wrong account ;D

Hey dyomek.I really respect because you help with fucking motherfucker Alessandro.You have to be in my Respect List.Just goodluck and have a nice time in DYOM.

Lionkill said me, Woodman, and you might get banned for trying to get Alessandro banned. But Alessandro got banned, and NONE of us got banned. Lionkill is an asshole. He always said our reputation would be ruined, well, it hasn't at all. Infact, my reputation has improved GREATLY. Fuck Lionkill. He's an asshole.

Oh, he says! NOW TELL MOM AND DAD!

OH! That's what you were talking about, Gangsta. SatournFan said the same on Designer Lounge to ban us beacuse "The kid didn't do anything"

Hey guys, please go into my second account :D

By the way, this account will still be functional

But every mission i make will be on my second account

Yea fuck the C.K. They can eat my nuts for all I care! XDXDXD

Man, i wish i came back to 2014, *sigh* so many awesome missions i made, then again, i wish i came back to June 2015

I keep working on different things, so pls wait for Andreas Stories, it will come in standalone missions, mission pack and storyline, so YEAH

penis

XD

the code is OFF ..thanks to me :D

Ok, go to DSL, cut the files and paste in GTA SA User Files, rename it to DYOM1.dat

BOLD BBCODE OFF

Rytuklis is an asshole, isn't he? =D

Nope

@GangstaZilla203 Yeah, :P

So sorry!

This nigga is shit, lol

So, you said you'd give a review of my "Kenji Chronicles" storyline! well, GIMME' A REAL REVIEW OF IT NIGGA!

Ya, i'm playin' it, but one glitch prevents me from doing so


In that mission where you have to kill that guy and take a photo of his body, in one objective, there's a marker that goes FAR from San Andreas!

dyomek, i play the Kenji Chronicles mission who captures the dead body of bald man who he is member of Da Nang Boys, your character are Da Nang Boys and my friend Kaveeraj, the same character are Da Nang Boys. Alright, i looking for the missions and the small ball appear. Yes, it now fixed, but my favourite gang was Da Nang Boys!

Thanks to GangstaZilla203 for the fixing. Yes, now the last checkpoint that goes to Lee's nightclub!

How to fix this mission:
-The files are the Assasin. Rename this mission to DYOM1.dat
-Put this on GTA San Andreas User Files.
-Test this mission
-Delete this file
-Now, put this on DSL
-Play game and enjoy to fixing it
Now, it won't work. Nah, just don't play it!

YEAH I KNOW IT, I HAVE SOME IDEA!
-Press Y and shift the Objects & Effects
-Put Edit Object
-Now, that is now the position. Do not change the POSITION. Click it and test.
Now, it won't work. Can't to play!

I didn't get a single one, ...

Well, that objection shouldn't go anywhere out of San Andreas. The checkpoint should go to Lee's nightclub. Maybe you have some mods installed. Again, I think you should uninstall the mods that you have. Because it should work. Tested, and proven to work. You just need to get some of those mods that you have, out of your game! ;)

No mods... I uninstalled a single one :)

Then I got no idea what the problem is. You're the only one that says the mission doesn't work. Woodman already fixed the problem, you're the only one left with that problem. So I have no idea what to say. =P

TURNED OFF YET?!

You don't say?

You wish...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO Y'ALL

happy new year dyomek you are my favroite in dyom man and zizoand azn kei

happy new year dyomek you are my favroite in dyom man and zizoand azn kei

Happy new year to you too Sh76Boony

You really are an idiot, StuntmanDYOM2

i wouldn't say shit, you are woodman's friend and you barely have dropped your balls or started puberty, faggot.

Was that supposed to be an insult or something?

why were you even born? was it a condom accident? the world would be better off without you. nobody needs a faggot like you here. In fact, the dyom community would be even better if you left and died.

io non sono la tua

You think that hurt my feelings?

l speak Itailan

No Is You

If any of you think you can stand up to me, or insult me, just because of my age: f*ck you, i will just ignore you

No Is You

all right

good

you have nothing to live for, you know? why are you saying "stupid insults" if you're using just one insult you just found from the dictionary, kid?

you're just a pussy who needs attention and keeps replying to everything while saying he won't reply to anything anymore.

do like everyone tells you and fuck off, go cry elsewhere.

YOU IGNORANT FUCK! Didn't i told you to leave me alone, you fucking pussy? Your really a fucking dumbass, pussy, queer, and fuck that tries to get attention by insulting younger, well, fuck you, fucking nerd!

BAN ME! I'm leaving DYOM

you keep playing yourself. stop crying. you're just thinking up insults and AM I ignorant? you keep replying all the while saying you'll ignore people that talk to you.

Why am i still not banned?

What the fuck? I still love you!

Stonebank - Lost Without You
best bass house ever, that is not the bass house. this is electro!

Yes, I'm back to designing. Wanna 1V1 me bra?? jkjk. =D

BAN BAN BAN BAN!
What the hell?
I'm still friendly you, StuntManDYOM2 is still a virgin!

Why're you doing what Woodman did a while back, y'know, put all this: "BAN! BAN! BAN!" crap on your profile, when you're obviously not. Why're you doing this? sure StuntMan may be your enemy, but we're yo' homies! =)

Because everybody takes me as a kid in Designer Lounge, so i wanna quit DYOM website, and get banned, but since Secro doesn't wanna ban me, and i know your my homies, so i won't do that crap ;)

Well, I understand. I'll always be your homie, Dyomek. =) ALWAYS! =) You're a cool pal. =D

Thanks! You're a true homie, Gangsta :')

I would show you some examples of (taking me as a kid on Designer Lounge) but someone deleted all of that!

Yeah. I'm not sure who tho'. I think Rendy Specter deleted one of the posts. Or that could have been something else.. Don't remember! =P !

Mmmm, yes! My missions are deleted, now working on Andreas Stories..

I'm leaving DYOM, so ban me


GangstaZilla, we can still talk on Youtube or something else

I can't believe Woodman and Dyomek got banned. This is sad. =(

Holy shit, why!
The community is messed up!
I must fix this shit in a seriosus way!

"why"?
you mean to tell me you don't realize?

No.No god.Please no,no.Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Codes closed.

Case Closed xD

back again

DEAD!

Why you shold be banned? You been good at times. This profile is good but others... Catastrophe im really sad you are banned.

plz come back :(

Yeah.

noooooo!

Rest in peace